There cannot be another explanation for all my bad luck. Here is the list, most of which has happened in January:
- Sick twice in the last 2 months.
- Mechanic stripped the oil plug on my daily driver causing oil to leak all over my driveway.
- Smacked my head so hard while working in the garage that everything went gray and I fell to the floor
- Stuck at home twice because of ice on the roads (I live on the side of a mountain)
- Everyone of my cars needs work (I currently have eight)
- While replacing a toilet in the bathroom I dropped a bolt down the drain.
- A power outage at work fried many of the UPSs and I ended up working on the weekend
- And the boot to the groin? Jury duty for the next month-and-a-half!
Okay, once you write it down it isn't so bad. Come on February!